- Straight couple: *Basically engages in foreplay in public*
- Everyone: Awww, look how cute they are!
- Gay couple: *Hands accidentally touch*
- Everyone: Wow. I'm so uncomfortable. There is no need to flaunt their sexuality like that. I'm going to be sick.
The fact my iTouch only holds 6.83 GB of music really saddens me
lloro todos los días al recordarlo.
I need to lose 30 pounds in today